Congratulations, you're a winner!

Woohoo! I won the lottery - well, I got 4 numbers on Wednesday, a fabulous win of £75. I'd give up the day job if I had one . . . Still that'll show those doubters who think I've been wasting my £2 per week for the last 5 years. Luckily my maths is as selective as my memory - that's the way us very poor gamblers are meant to think - just remember the wins, and try not to think about the losses. Still, there's always tomorrow. And next Wednesday. And next year's Grand National. Oops, I seem to be addicted...